THERE IS NOT A CREATURE ON EARTH WHOSE PROVISION IS NOT GUARANTEED BY GOD. AND HE KNOWS ITS COURSE AND ITS FINAL DESTINY. ALL ARE RECORDED IN A PROFOUND RECORD. [11:6]
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow asks the other, "What do you think about mad cow disease?" The second one says, "What do I care? I'm a squirrel."
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What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
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What is green and hurts when you get it into your eye? A billiard table.
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What is white and annoys you at dinner? - An avalanche.
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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.
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Q. What's brown and runny?
A. Usain Bolt.
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Why do elephants paint their toe nails red, yellow, blue and green? To hide in a bag of m&m's. Have you ever seen an elephant in a bag of m&m's? They hide pretty good don't they?