e-x-a-m

and exam is around the corner

and you sir

is just too stubborn to learn from your mistakes

and

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow asks the other, "What do you think about mad cow disease?" The second one says, "What do I care? I'm a squirrel."

and

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

and

What is green and hurts when you get it into your eye? A billiard table.

and

What is white and annoys you at dinner? - An avalanche.

and

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

and

Q. What's brown and runny?

A. Usain Bolt.

and

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red, yellow, blue and green? To hide in a bag of m&m's. Have you ever seen an elephant in a bag of m&m's? They hide pretty good don't they?

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