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and the way I see it

it was nothing more that an act to protect you from myself

I am catastrophic, fatal and disastrous

especially to you

e-x-a-m

and exam is around the corner

and you sir

is just too stubborn to learn from your mistakes

and

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow asks the other, "What do you think about mad cow disease?" The second one says, "What do I care? I'm a squirrel."

and

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

and

What is green and hurts when you get it into your eye? A billiard table.

and

What is white and annoys you at dinner? - An avalanche.

and

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

and

Q. What's brown and runny?

A. Usain Bolt.

and

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red, yellow, blue and green? To hide in a bag of m&m's. Have you ever seen an elephant in a bag of m&m's? They hide pretty good don't they?

-reddit-

sir

and you sir, is a tiny-little-lost-kitten. and did I forgot to mentioned that you are damn fluffy? owh..

the game

same game

different characters

same objective

different strategies

GLHF!!!

tick tock

and I just realized it was time to go

to go to somewhere

somewhere, where it seems to be

to be the only place

the only place where your dreams and desires

where your dreams and desires are ripped off your body & soul

ripped off your body & soul and it was crushed, smashed and cremated

crushed, smashed, cremated and the ashes

and the ashes are shoved to the only spot

to the only spot where your face belongs.

-and yeah, ignorance is a choice-

burung 0h burung

dari sekor
sekarang dh jd 2


yang jantan tu
asyik nk kembang ja bulu
bajet macho kot bila dekat dengan betina tu
nampak la mcm dia tuff


hak hak
burung oh burung
kawan elok-elok naaa
tak mau gado-gado
kan ka bulan puasa nih


esok tak boleh makan k
kita puasa sama-sama

p/s: jangan dok gedik nak sentuh yang betina tu. dia pun puasa jugak. hak hak.

Ahli nujum pak belanga

wahai ahli nujum pak belanga
semalam sewaktu hamba hendak ke kelas bersama kawan hamba
motosikal kawan hamba dilanggar seekor burung
kalau tak silap hamba
burung itu dipanggil love bird ahli nujum


kelepek!
melekat burung tu di visor helmet kawan hamba
lalu jatuhlah burung itu menyembah bumi


sewaktu hamba ingin menyelamatkan burung itu
lalu ia pun berterbang-terbang anak lalu bersembunyi di belakang kotak di kedai runcit berhampiran
mungkin masih pening-pening burung akibat bertembung dengan kawan hamba sebentar tadi


hamba bawanya pulang
dan dijaga rapi oleh kawan hamba


persolannya sekarang kenapa harus love bird yang melanggar kami? apa tidak bolehkah burung gagak yang melanggar kami?
dan apa kejadah pulak sekarang nih dah ada dua ekor love bird dalam umah hamba?


sekarang ahli nujum cakap elok-elok
apa mau bikin sama itu burung?
kasi hamtam ka?
kasi kasih sayang ka?


p/s: lu ahli nujum jangan main-main. gua makan kada (burung) punya orang! aummm!